After more than 40 years of marriage, a woman's husband suddenly died. For several months she sat alone in her house with the shades pulled and the doors locked.

Wife told husband: "After you finish watering the plants, we need to talk about something I saw in your mobile phone..."

I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.

Pharmacist to a customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription."

Differences 40 years can make...

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.

I pulled into the crowded parking lot to do my Christmas shopping and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

Ms. Terri asked he Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Katina's pictures...

A woman kneels down beside a man who is clutching his heart. Woman: "Is there a doctor in the house?!"

Rodney Dangerfield told his doctor about all of his ailments, whereupon the doctor said, "I'll tell you what's wrong with you --- YOU'RE CRAZY!"