Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

A doctor told his patient, "There's good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss."

Oh my, things have really gotten bad! The recession has hit everybody really hard.

She'd never had surgery and she was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure," the anesthesiologist reassured her.

Ruthie went to her doctor on Thursday to review her est results. The Doctor told her, "I have good news and bad news."

Two old Jewish ladies talking – Rivka: "I heard that your husband has Corona virus!" Devotele: "Yes, Rivka it's true!"

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.