Hi Mark, This is Tom next door. I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you face-to-face.

Wife: It's the holiday season and I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. He posted a sign at the entrance to the building: EXPERIENCED WINE TASTER WANTED – POSITION STARTS IMMEDIATELY.

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair. But, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing...

A commercial flight departs from Los Angeles with a Jewish pilot and a Chinese CoPilot.

My wife got stung by a bee on her forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.Then he got back in the car to wait.

Always remember you're unique...

My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things." We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"

I have been cleaning house since I was very young.  My mother was a good housekeeper and I guess it’s true that, “Apples don’t fall very far from the tree”.  When I was first married, I actually thought that the cleaning I did was for my husband’s benefit.  It wasn’t until he went on a business trip years later that …