"Dear wife, thanks for making my life wonderful, you are my angel, thanks for making me worth living! You are great and wonderful."

A man and his wife walks into a dentist's office. The man says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb."

An old Native American man goes to his local bank to borrow $500.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Do you have duck food here?"

A young Native American woman wen to a doctor for her first-ever physical exam.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy. A patient showed up at our medical office and asked, "You're Mary aren't you?"

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, the woman waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction...

Two women fly on a plane from California to Miami. One of them is an airhead. They are cruising along at high altitude until they hear a KA-BLAAM!