Six retired fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

A woman kneels down beside a man who is clutching his heart. Woman: "Is there a doctor in the house?!"

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, she had to take an eye sight test.

1. At a movie theater, which 'arm rest' is yours?

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzales. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Rodney Dangerfield told his doctor about all of his ailments, whereupon the doctor said, "I'll tell you what's wrong with you --- YOU'RE CRAZY!"

At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. He posted a sign at the entrance to the building: EXPERIENCED WINE TASTER WANTED – POSITION STARTS IMMEDIATELY.