A doctor told his patient, "There's good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss."

Teacher: how old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is that possible?

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.

A woman kneels down beside a man who is clutching his heart. Woman: "Is there a doctor in the house?!"

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzales. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

Rodney Dangerfield told his doctor about all of his ailments, whereupon the doctor said, "I'll tell you what's wrong with you --- YOU'RE CRAZY!"

A Tennessee couple, Jerry and Christa (both bona fide rednecks) had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Jerry "fixed."

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.