Dear God, my prayer for 2021 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as she asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

If you see a fat man... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along...

My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees because she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.

Everyone at the John Lennon International Airport has been quarantined.

Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Some of you may not remember the old-time Jewish comedians: Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman and others. But some of us miss their kind of humor. Not a single swear word in their routines and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy their jokes.

A woman from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and she yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

All these activities are simply amazing and will help foster your kids fine motor skills, sense of balance, imagination and will certainly keep them entertained and smiling.

A young Native American woman wen to a doctor for her first-ever physical exam.