An inventor wrote that: I went to the NZ Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the woman at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

A doctor told his patient, "There's good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss."

Oh my, things have really gotten bad! The recession has hit everybody really hard.

She'd never had surgery and she was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure," the anesthesiologist reassured her.

Ruthie went to her doctor on Thursday to review her est results. The Doctor told her, "I have good news and bad news."

Two old Jewish ladies talking – Rivka: "I heard that your husband has Corona virus!" Devotele: "Yes, Rivka it's true!"

Tired of constantly being broke and unhappy in marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

We are another week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

As is our tradition, no jokes today. I'm sorry. And I also apologize if I will be speaking about my faith. Good Friday is the most solemn day in Christiandom; for today, Jesus, the Christ, was wrongfully accused and crucified.