I snowed last night, so this morning... 8:00 am: I made a snowman.

Dear God, my prayer for 2021 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as she asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

If you see a fat man... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along...

Everyone at the John Lennon International Airport has been quarantined.

An old Native American man goes to his local bank to borrow $500.

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, the woman waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

Ole was hitch hiking. When a car pulled to the side of the road, the driver asked Ole to go to the rear of the car and help him check the right rear turn signal blinker light.

A guy was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.