You're an extreme redneck when... 1) You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Two old Jewish ladies talking – Rivka: "I heard that your husband has Corona virus!" Devotele: "Yes, Rivka it's true!"

Pharmacist to a customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription."

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

Wife: It's the holiday season and I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair. But, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing...

A commercial flight departs from Los Angeles with a Jewish pilot and a Chinese CoPilot.

Always remember you're unique...