I'm as bored as an Amish electrician.
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I'm as bored as an Amish electrician.
Dear God, my prayer for 2021 is a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as she asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
If you see a fat man... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along...
My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees because she found it annoying. At first I thought she was kidding.
Everyone at the John Lennon International Airport has been quarantined.
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Some of you may not remember the old-time Jewish comedians: Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman and others. But some of us miss their kind of humor. Not a single swear word in their routines and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy their jokes.
When discussing the drink labeled Screwdriver I was informed there's also one called Pile Driver -- prune juice and vodka. WHO COMES UP WITH THESE NAMES?