A fly feels a bug on is back. "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.

An elderly farmer had an old bull that lost its usual desire and no longer went near the cows. The farmer called the vet, who prescribed pills to stimulate the bull's interest.

A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries... Some fascinating things on old tombstones!

"Hi Sarah, listen I only have a minute. I'm about to get picked up for a blind date, can you call me in a half hour just in case it's going bad? Yes? Ok great! We'll speak."

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Can we help you with your luggage?"

The bidding was proceeding furiously and strong at the auction house when the Head Auctioneer suddenly announced: “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand pounds. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand pounds.”

Andy was anxiously awaiting his daughter Christina arrive from her great adventure at Papua New Guinea.

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said, "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

Sister Mary was a truly religious woman. Besides her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs.

The policewoman approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policewoman says, "Sir you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"