A man and his wife walks into a dentist's office. The man says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb."
An old Native American man goes to his local bank to borrow $500.
A young Native American woman wen to a doctor for her first-ever physical exam.
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy. A patient showed up at our medical office and asked, "You're Mary aren't you?"
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, the woman waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.
Now is not the time to surround yourself with POSITIVE people.
When discussing the drink labeled Screwdriver I was informed there's also one called Pile Driver -- prune juice and vodka. WHO COMES UP WITH THESE NAMES?
