We are another week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

Teacher: how old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is that possible?

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.

A woman asks a wise teacher: "I have a strong desire to live to eternity. What am I supposed to do?"

There were four Mexicans in a row boat. They couldn't swim, and all of a sudden the boat sprung a leak and was quickly going under.

Most young people don’t understand what they’re getting themselves into when they start thinking about starting a family. We have to have licenses for all sorts of things like, driving, teaching, hunting, fishing, doctor, and dentistry. When it comes to driving a car, you need to have 200 hours of driving school and you have be pass a written test in order to drive.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman...

I know it's late notice but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U.S. Bank Stadium on Saturday, February 4th.