The
Mightiest Sent
by Norm the Arcadia
Accountant, CA
A lion woke up one
morning feeling very rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small
monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey
said, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronted
a wildebeest and fiercely bellowed, "Who is the mightiest of all
jungle animals?"

The terrified wildebeest
stammered, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal
in the jungle!"
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On
a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, "Who
is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
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Fast
as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed
him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feel like he
had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on
the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla, and ambled away. |
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Upon recovering consciousness,
the lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and croaked, "Geez,
just because you didn't know the answer, you didn't have to get so pissed
off!"

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Videos of the week: (click on the picture)
Dogs
+ Sticks + Small Openings = Fail Contributed
Charlie of New York
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At last here's a video of REAL dogs --- dogs who
aren't very smart. This should make upi feel better if your pet
is ordinary.
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Make Love Not War Contributed
by Peter Paul of S Pasadena
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Axe is known for its racy commercials but this latest one has a
positive message. Wish they had more like this.
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The
Way You Speak Can Tell Where You Come From Contributed
by Mike of New York
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Remember Professor Higgins the speech spcialist in the play/movie
My Fair Lady? He claimed he could tell a person's origin by the
way he speaks. Well modern day Harvard students claim to have developed
this online test that does just that. I think it only works in the
USA. It gets pretty involved so do it if you have time to waste..
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Cool
Way of Separating the Yoke of an Egg Contributed
by Debbie of Moreno Valley, CA
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If you're into baking, this trick will come in handy. It's simple,
cheap and quick.
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The
Clydesdale Story Contributed
by Tom R of Pasadena, CA
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Believe it or not Budweisser spends millions to maintain their brand
of horses. I think I've only seen them once in my lifetime and they
are magnificent giants. This video gives the behind-the-scenes story
of a superbowl commercial a few years back.
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Flash
Mob in Russia: Putting on the Ritz Contributed
by Charlie of New York
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Who would have thought that in 2012 young people in Moscow would
put on a "flash mob" happening --- dancing to an 83 year
old American song, written by Irving Berlin, a Russian born American
Jew? Makes you feel like dancing.
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Magical
Pictures from a Russian Mom Contributed
by Don of Kelowna, B.C.
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One need not travel far to take that winning shot. Here are some
excellent photographs of kids by a Russian mother on their farm.
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