Golf Death


   My wife and I are only just now recovering from jetlag. Traveling halfway around the world does a number on your sleep big time! For the past several days our home would be quiet when the sun was up and, in the dead of night, our TV would be blasting away.

   Even for an insomniac like myself it was really strange because I would see my wife joining me in the hours usually spent alone. I've had jetlag before but not like this.Why? I realized that my schedule has been out of wack since I went to Nigeria way back in early December. It was as if my alter ego was left in Nigeria and has since been trying to catch up with the other half of me. Remember when I went to Nigeria and drew 120 faces? Well, when I went to the Philippines. the urge to draw was not there. The illustrator in me was left behind. If you think that's weird, I've been wondering if I keep one half moving faster than the other then this would be the ultimate in multi-tasking --- two personalities doing 2 different things. I'm not making sense am I? Oh well, blame it on my jetlag. TGIF!!!

Wisdom from Joji of Cainta, Philippines
Words of Wisdom

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent ... I never know what they are planning.

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Tom and Art of Pasadena; Charlie of New Jersey; Don of Kelowna; Joji of Cainta;

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Golf Murder
Sent in by Tom of Pasadena, CA

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know -- put me down for a five."

Death in the Golf Course
Sent in by Tom of Pasadena, CA

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?

Videos of the week:

Dog Takes Revenge on Owner
Charlie of New Jersey

Dog Takes Revenge on Owner

Is this dog smart or what? Was this a set up? Very funny!

Amazing Fly Geyser of Nevada
Charlie of New Jersey

Fly Geyser Nevada

Short story: A farmer digs a well which turns into an outlet for what's deep underneath the ground. It turns into a geyser that spews minerals and stuff that grows and changes color. How cool is that? They say it's only about 5 feet tall. Click for another video.

Amazing Hologram
Don of Kelowna, B.C.

Amazing Hologram

I don't think this is a camera trick. Right? Could they really make holograms this large now? Pretty impressive.

Painting Elephant
Art of Pasadena, CA

Painting Elephant

If there is any doubt that these elephants are being coaxed into painting creatively, this new video should be the proof you needed. So, if they're this smart, I really wonder how smart the dinosaurs were. I mean, did they even sing or have arguments? "My T-Rex can beat your brontosaurus!" Think about it.

"I Do Ride"
Tom of Pasadena, CA

Painting Elephant

Let's end with a slapstick video. Aw c'mon! ... you're not too sophisticated to enjoy a silly joke like the rest of us. Lighten up. After all ... it's FRIDAY!!!!

TGIF people!

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