Airhead
Vindication sent
by Tom of Pasadena, CA
This airhead
decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these airhead jokes
and how all airheads are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to
show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is
off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in
the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives
home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the
living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He
notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same
time.

He goes over and asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies
that she wanted to prove to him that not all airhead women are dumb,
and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why
she has a parka over her leather jacket, she replies that she
was reading the directions on the paint can and it said ...
(You'll love this...)

"FOR BEST RESULTS,
PUT ON TWO COATS."
Natural
Laws They Don't Teach in Physics sent
by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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1.
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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4. Law of Random
Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;
someone always answers.
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5.
Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. |
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6.
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the
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9. Law of Biomechanics -
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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7.
Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone
you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that
a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
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10.
Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people
whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are
the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer,
or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance
or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never
move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter
end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
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11. The Coffee
Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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12. Law of Public
Speaking - "A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!"
13. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find
a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store
will stop selling it!
14. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment
to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But
don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will
unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it on
the Internet!
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Videos of the week: (click on the picture)
Driving
Aunt Chippy Crazy Contributed
by Ernie of New York
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Jimmy Kimmel loves to play pranks on his Aunti Chippy.
Watch this video and you'll find out why he gets such a kick out
doing that.
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Jealous
Women Contributed
by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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If you were ever in doubt that wives have an in-built
radar that tells them when their husbands have gone astray, you
need to watch this. Here is jealousy in all its splendor.
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Do
Companies Charge More for Smartphone users? Contributed
by Michael of New York
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Interesting research on how big companies market
online. Something to remember when you're shopping.
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Car
vs Truck Contributed
by Joseph of Quezon City, Philippines
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This isn't a joke but a serious reminder to drive
carefully.
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Billy
Jean Beer Bottle Contributed
by Tom of Pasadena. CA
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What do you do with empty beer bottles? Why you create
a viral video using Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" of
course!
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Japanese
Multiplication by Lines Contributed
by Les of Montrose, CA
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Did you know that 4 out of 3 people struggle with
Math? Think about it ... It's a joke! (Sigh!) If you are a visual person, this may
be an option for you. MORE MATH TECHNIQUES: Finger
Math Latice
Multiplication
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Flight
Attendant Humor Contributed
by Les of Montrose, CA
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Wouldn't it be cool if you were a passenger in this
flight?
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War
Story: The Pearl Harbor P-40 Boys Contributed
by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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In celebrationof Veteran's Day, here's a war story
of bravery of two young men who faced the Japanese war planes in
Pearl Harbore.
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Beer
Commercial in Honor of Troops Contributed
by Debbie of Moreno Valley, CA
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Guinness Beer's "Empty Chair" salutes the
character of a community as they honor one of their own who is out
of sight, but not out of mind. TGIF People! For you here
in America, Happy Veteran's Day!
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