Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/04/2017 - 02:17
The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/21/2017 - 16:18
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 07:29
It is the Christmas season and to celebrate the ocassion, Father Bob, Father Francis and Father Pedro join a spiritual retreat. They have such a deep soul searching experience that on the last day, they find themselves in the after glow lying on top of a hill and staring at the stars above.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/10/2016 - 06:53
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/02/2016 - 10:18
Texting for the over 40's and 50's. The kids have all their SMC codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 16:25
These great spontaneous answers from the Hollywood Squares game show.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/20/2016 - 05:02
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 08/14/2016 - 14:37
The Nazis and the Allies realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 06/13/2016 - 00:50
A farmer named Heather had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Heather.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 08:21
A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/27/2016 - 02:23
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/16/2016 - 04:36
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/28/2015 - 14:12
Dear Son
Your Pa has a good job now, the first one in 48 years. We are a great deal better off than we were.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:24
A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
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