Army of God

February 17, 2017
Traveling to the Big Apple

By the time you read this, I will be thousands of feet above central USA heading for New York to visit my son.

As usual, the home body part of me says just stay home and relax and the adventurous part says go! go! go! I'm afraid I will freeze to death. I'm afraid my back will ache. I'm afraid I will forget to bring something. But fear always comes with excitement. So I'm really excited.

I still need to pack and I still have to tie up some loose ends. So this intro will be super short.

TGIF people!

Part of God's Army
A little Jewish humor  contributed by Mike of New York

Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: "You need to join the Army of God!"

Moishe replied: "I'm already in the Army of God, Rabbi."
 
The rabbi questioned: "Then how come I don't see you except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?"
 
Moishe whispered back: "I'm in the secret service."

Differences
by Mike of New York

The Italian says,
"I'm thirsty. I must have wine."

The Frenchman says,
"I'm thirsty. I must have cognac."

The Russian says,
"I'm thirsty. I must have vodka."

The German says,
"I'm thirsty. I must have beer."

The Mexican says,
"I'm thirsty. I must have tequila."

The Jewish man says,
"I'm thirsty. I must have diabetes."

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