Health
Issues from a Jewish Perspective This
collection from famous Jewish comedians
was sent by Tom of Pasadena, CA and Mike of New York
The
Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so
the doctor gave him another six months.
The
Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back."
Mrs. Cohen replied, "So did my arthritis!"
Doctor: "You'll
live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
A
doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc,
how do I stand? " The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
Patient: "I have
a ringing in my ears. " Doctor: "Don't answer!"
First
Camp With Dad Sent
by Raffy of Southern California

The
story is told about a father and son on their first camping trip together.
The two could not sleep because of mosquitoes. The father said: Dont
worry, I know how to handle this. Lets put off the lights so they
wont see us. Soon after, the fireflies started to appear
in the dark, and the son said: Dad, theyre back, with
their flashlights on!
Replacement Sent
by Raffy of Southern California

The story is told
about a woman whose boyfriend whom she loved very much just died. Then
her rich suitor of many years called her up and said: Now that
your boyfriend is dead, I would like to express my condolences and my
intention to take his place. The woman answered: Thank
you. I will now call the funeral home and tell them of your intention
to take his place.

JetBlue:
The $39 Promo A
TGIF Public Service Announcement OK,
this is a self promo but it is also a real tip
Just in case
you haven't discovered TravelingBoy.com
(where I post the online version of my TGIF
Jokes), there is a section that has some valuable information.
It is run by professional traveler and author Ed Boitano who lives
and breathes in the Traveling Grapevine. This week Ed shared an
unbelievable JetBlue 2-day promo of $39 fares to U.S., Caribbean,
and Latin America. Ed also posts travel advisories and airline news.
You better check it out.
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Comments
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:38
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Amen
Amen Raoul,
I love my husband in good times and bad times. We have become one body with 2 heads.
Happy Friday,
Jacqueline, Pasadena CA
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:38
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Yay!
I forgot today was Friday. Yay!
Sara, Whittier CA
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:40
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Unexpectedly Funny
The funniest one ever.. Immediately following your story of date night and how much you love your wife is "send me your funniest jokes..."
[Explanation: This can only be seen in the email version --- Raoul]
Sincerely,
Carole, Costa Mesa, CA
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:41
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Thanks
Thanks Raoul,
Your comments on Marriage are right on! Great selections as well! Wow the Jet Blue deal is terrific.
Tom, Altadena CA
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:41
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Chevere!
This package deserves a Venezuelan "chevere" !!
Thanks for sharing.
Jaime, Venezuela
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:43
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Enjoy
Enjoy your special date with your very special lady!
Thanks for the TGIF Bro.
Rick, Chino Hills, CA
Anonymous
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 12:45
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Re-Subscribe
God bless you and family Raoul!
Don't know if you're still sending the weekly funnies....As I apparently got deleted from the list..Admittedly I get overwhelmed c emails...currently about 18,000 +...but have enjoyed that bright spot and often forwarded on to others ... please put me back in the list.