New
Study Sent
by Don of Kelowna, B.C.
A new study has found
that women with large backsides live longer than men who mention it.

Gun
Incident Sent
by Mike of New York
A guy walked into
a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45
caliber pistol with an 8 round magazine, and yelled,
"Who in here has been fooling around with my wife?"

A voice from the back
of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo!"
Cultivate Sent by Norm of Arcadia,
CA
Saul Epstein was taking
an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to
spell "cultivate," and he spelled
it correctly. He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with
a big smile, responded:

"Last vinter
on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas
too cultivate, so I took the subvay
home."
Major
hoax and malware (No Joke!) A
late-breaking TGIF Public Service sent by an IT crime specialist who wishes
to remain anonymous
The following hoax
is being sent by e-mail and frequently has a zipped file attached.
The zipped
file is malware that can harm your computer.
Do not attempt
to open or read the zipped file, but simply delete the e-mail and
empty your trash. The email reads like this:
From: Urgent notice
of eviction <your_notice@ppmrental.com> [or from other e-mail addresses] To: [your
email address]
Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2014 7:14 PM
Subject: Attention Occupant
Urgent notice
of eviction,
We have to inform
you about the eviction proceedings against you and the decision
of the bank to foreclose on your property.
As a trespasser you need to move out until 20 March 2014 and leave
the property empty of your belongings and any trash.
Please contact our office without delay to make arrangements for
a move out.
If you do not do this, you could be simply locked out of your home.
Detailed bank
statement as well as our contact information can be found in the
attachment to this notice.
Real estate agency,
Chloe Mason
Please warn your friends!
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Videos of the week: (click on the picture)
Racer
in Disguise Goes for a Test Drive Contributed
by Levon of Studio City, CA
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Hold on to your seats. This is going to be a wild ride. The poor
car salesman didn't know what was coming.
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Transparent
Car Factory Contributed
by Art of Pasadena, CA
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German ingenuity at its hi-tech best. When I go to
Germany I want to see this.
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Mouse
Hunting Contributed
by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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I was laughing out loud when I watched this so please try to control
yourself if you watch this in the office.
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Amazing
13 Year Old Singer Contributed
by Art of Pasadena, CA
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When you're 13 years old with talent like this, do you play safe
and go for an easy song or do you blow them away with your incredible
pipes? The choice is obvious. Look at the reaction of the judges.
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Remembering
the Oldest Living Holocaust Survivor Contributed
by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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She was a gifted pianist who survivored to a 110. I think her secret
was her attitude towards life.
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Comments
Anonymous
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 23:35
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Good Stuff
Good stuff! Thanks.
Tom of Pasadena
Anonymous
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 23:35
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Love it
LOVE the Friday emails. God bless you friend - Thanks!
Craig, San Gabriel Valley, CA
Anonymous
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 23:38
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Amazing videos
The WW youtube video [Oldest Living Holocaust] was amazing. [Also the VW factory] Technicians like doctors!
Ernie of New York
Anonymous
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 23:39
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Loved the 13 yr old singer
Hi Bro!
Thank you for the TGIF. I enjoyed the unbelievable voice of that 13 year old singer. Have a good rest of the wet weekend.
Take care,
Rick of Chino Hills, CA