Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 12/25/2017 - 17:03
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/16/2017 - 04:43
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Dominic Savino?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/18/2017 - 10:34
Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: "You need to join the Army of God!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:24
A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 11:07
There are 3 spies that get captured. One is French, one is English and the other is an Italian named Luigi.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/10/2014 - 14:36
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/10/2014 - 14:12
A husband goes to police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife.Husband
: I lost my
wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What's her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/12/2014 - 01:03
A little girl asked her father,
"How did the human race start?"
The father answered,
"God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 12/18/2013 - 09:36
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:05
Two airmen, Jones and Davis, were
assigned to the induction center, where they advised new recruits about
their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. Airman Davis went
right to it with an enthusiastic pitch.