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TIME TRAVEL

Time machines exist. They're called reunions. In fact, my wife and I have not yet fully returned from last week's grand reunion. How we laughed at the old jokes, danced to the old songs, and remembered old haunts.

The child in us had never left.
Some personality traits never changed. The jokers were still joking. The thinkers were still thinking. The lovers ... well, they're married to someone else. When you can show your warts and other imperfections, you know you are among genuine friends.

We were young and full of hope.
Did we learn anything? My lofty goals were dashed by the golden opportunities that slipped away. Perhaps the biggest change (at least for me) was my faith. God played no part in my youthful ambitions but today all that I am is anchored in my understanding of who He is and what He expects of me.

Have you been searching for God? Ride your Time Machine. It is a gift from God to remind us of the past but more than that, it should remind us that there were many blessings --- protection, provision, mercy --- courtesy of someone who loves us even when we cast Him in the shadows of our unbelief.

Wisdom from Tom of Pasadena, California
Words of Wisdom

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Thanks to this week's winners:
Tom of Pasadena, CA and Don of Kelowna, B.C.

 

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And Now the News
sent by Tom of Pasadena, CA

An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan!
He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! It’s doing well!
Prophets
are going through the roof!

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

An alcoholic transvestite was taken to the ER for consumiing questionable substances. All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.


After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing!

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.


Videos of the week: (click on the picture)

Cartoon Road Rage
Contributed by Don of Kelowna. B.C.

Russian Dash Cam mauling

Imagine 3 goons --- namely Spongebob, Squarepants and Mickey Mouse ganging up on you during a road rage. Unreal scenario but this video captures it all. Some comments say it was staged but I don't know. I do know that I was in tears laughing at this very strange sight. I do feel sorry for the guy who was beat up.

UFO Prank
Contributed by Don of Kelowna. B.C.

UFO prank

I think I shared this before but this seems to be an extended version. Love the reactions.

Got No Game
Contributed by Tom of Pasadena, CA

History of Sports

A humorous "historical" discussion about different races divvying up the varied arenas of sports. Although it was meant to be funny, you do wonder about certain points the video brings up like Football having only white quarterbacks. These kinds of talks used to be taboo. Interesting.

Ronald Reagan's Humor
Contributed by Don of Kelowna. B.C.

The humor of ROnald Reagan

Reagan may be a polarizing figure to some but for others, he was a charming and brilliant commedian. Love him or hate him, you gotta admit, he was pretty clever. This is a collection of some of his more memorable statements. No teleprompters needed here.

Comments

Enjoyed your sharing of reunions. Thank the Lord for sending you refreshers.

Dette

Thanks Raoul, Great Selection especially the chicken coming out of the Unidentified Aircraft. Your intro was right on as well, We are planning a Reunion which I emcee and can use.

Tom

Raoul, I really like your analogy between time machines and reunions. I kind of wish I had post-high school and/or college reunions like you do, but that’s life. Wah-wah. Get over it, right? I just wanted to tell you that it’s a beautiful analogy. Nice work, bro.

That’s right. I said ‘bro.’

Take care,

Edwin

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