Male Airheads


October is always a busy month for me. I usually do caricatures for different organizations. This Saturday I'm doing a country fair in Alhambra, The following Saturday I will be doing Saturday and Sunday for a Craft Fair in Whittier. The following Friday I've got 2 gigs --- a retirement home in Monrovia and then a church in La Habra.

How did this start? I spent hours honing my skills when I was a child copying Mort Drucker, whom I consider the best caricaturist in the world. Decades later, I was already married and there was a Harvest Fair at church and people were volunteering for different activities and I said I could do caricatures. I had never done this before but I sorta, kinda felt that I could. During the fair my fingers were shaking nervously. Like a man with Parkinson's I had to constantly move my pen about so it wouldn't be so obvious. I was surprised I was able to do one under 3 minutes ... and then another ... and another... To date I think I must have drawn over 500 portraits.

Many I've been told are treasured family heirlooms. I'm flattered. It's a gift that I love to share. I joke around that if I ever get to be rich and famous, those sketches could be worth something.
If you are in the area, come on over. I'd love to meet you.

"His master praised him for good work. ‘You have been faithful in handling this small amount,’ he told him, ‘so now I will give you many more responsibilities. Begin the joyous tasks I have assigned to you.'"
---Matthew 25:21

Wisdom from Tom of Pasadena, CA
Words of Wisdom

There are two sides to every divorce:
Yours and Idiot's.

Thanks to this week's winners:
Art and Tom of Pasadena, CA; Naomi of North Hollywood; Charlie of New York; Don of Kelowna, B.C.

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Finally! Jokes About The Male Airhead
sent by Tom of Pasadena, CA

A male airhead is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,
and I've just wet mine."

A male airhead goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The male airhead says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

A male airhead spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND."

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A male airhead shouts frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts,
"this is her husband!"

A male airhead was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

A male airhead's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.

"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.

"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blonde man then said,
"Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."


Videos of the week: (click on the picture)

When a Pretty Girl Sneezes
Contributed by Charlie of New York

Sexy sneeze

There are quiet sneezes, loud sneezes, uncontrollable sneezes, rapid sneezes, cute sneezes and there are ugly sneezes. Guess what kind of sneeze this is.

Japanese Mom Surprise During Baby's 1st Birthday
Contributed by Charlie of New York

Japanese Mom's 1st Baby Bday

These Moms go to the hospital for their baby's one year birthday checkup. Their husbands plan a surprise. Touching scene.

This got me holding back my tears halfway through. Mothers, what will the world do without you?

Alfonso Ribiero does "The Carlton"
Contributed by Charlie of New York

Alfonso Ribiero does the Carlton

It's Carlton from the TV series "Fresh Prince of Belair" doing his famous ridiculous dance in "Dancing with the Stars."
( If you get a lot of balloon ads like I did, just click on the "X" at the top right of the dialogue box.)

Tasting Jewish Food
Contributed by Naomi of North Hollywood, CA

Bowling with SpongeBob

I confess I know little about the Jewish cuisine although I've tried some of them when I attended a Seder Dinner. I can relate with the tasters. I like their reaction and their candor.

Ana Yang and Her Bubbles
Contributed by Tom of Pasadena, CA

Ana Yang's Bubbles

This is an artist and entertainer of a different level. I'm impressed at her creativity (unless she stole this idea from someone else). I'd take my grandkids to see this.

Stunning Visual Clips
Contributed by Don of Kelowna, B.C.

GoPro collection

The face of sports video is quickly changing because of those tiny GoPro cameras that can attach to the athletes and follow thier every move. Breath taking imagery.

Ashley and Pudsey
Contributed by Art of Pasadena, CA

Ashley and Pudsey

Britain's Got a Talented Dog and its Trainer. "Simon" was gushing over that dog more than he did any human. I bet if he could, he'd steal that dog from Ashley.
Click here for their final performance. If you don't know who was the champion that year, read the comments. TGIF People!

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