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Comments
Anonymous
Tue, 01/02/2018 - 20:38
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Glad
I am so glad you are back brother!
Rick
Anonymous
Tue, 01/02/2018 - 20:39
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Thanks
Welcome Back! Have a Merry Christmas.
Thanks for all you do.
Best regards,
David
Anonymous
Tue, 01/02/2018 - 20:40
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Raoul,
Raoul,
It’s so nice that you’re back. I’m sure you have memories and insights the likes of which you never experienced before, and that they'll be with you the rest of your life. I thought of you often, with far from ideal conditions and strange food. Can’t wait to read all about it.
Always the editor, I’d like to point out that “Maddening Crowd” is grammatically correct, but the expression the author chose is “Madding Crowd.” Another example of an expression that is regularly changed is “Music soothes the savage beast,” which originally was “Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.” One more: We hear and read “Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.” The original was “Water, water everywhere, and all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink.” I know you’re too tired to read any more of these, so I’ll quit.
Welcome back!
BTW, an acquaintance of mine recently passed away after years of dementia. Before his health problems began, he was quite an artist. The other day, his wife had a bunch of caricatures he had done of well-known people. I didn’t recognize any of them, but didn’t check them all out. She wants to get rid of them and some were taken, but I think she has a bunch left. Would you care to have them or at least look at them just to see another style and maybe get some ideas - not that you need any new ideas, of course. I was just hoping to find a use for this guy’s hard work.
Lois
Anonymous
Tue, 01/02/2018 - 20:41
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Greetings
Merry Christmas Raoul and Family!
Evelyn