Unfaithful Wife

"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."

Italian Altar Boy Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Dominic Savino?"
"Yes, Father, it is."

Fixin' to Jump in Texas

One day a gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in San Antonio. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.

Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The Irish Nun

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

Yellow, Pink and Green

Mujibar was trying to get a job.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar! You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills."

Second Opinion

I believe Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever. He liked to tell about his visit to his doctor for a check-up because he wasn't feeling well.

What's Your Name?

A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"

Lawyer vs Cop

An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly Scottish policeman. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a LAWYER from the big city and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop.

Vengeance

Noah Part 2

In the year 2017, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said:

A Delicate Corporate Matter

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one at a time until only Bob, the most junior member, was left sitting outside.

Get To Heaven

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven

Silence Your Phones

In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:

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