Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/07/2017 - 12:38
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/18/2017 - 05:52
Some people can't handle the truth.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/16/2016 - 04:36
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/22/2015 - 07:05
I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/11/2015 - 01:24
A Japanese couple were arguing about how to perform the Forbidden Dance of a Thousand Moons.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 17:05
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/16/2015 - 03:33
The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 03:04
This airhead decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these airhead jokes and how all airheads are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/10/2014 - 15:25
A male airhead is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...".
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/06/2014 - 04:27
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan!
He is making land mines that look like prayer mats!
It’s doing well!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/20/2014 - 06:18
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/30/2014 - 10:13
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/07/2014 - 15:19
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.