Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/30/2015 - 14:19
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WALK HOME
Rodney, one
of my best friends passed away 2 years ago. During Halloween I think of
him because he had the greatest original horror stories. And I think it
was because he claimed they were based on actual events. One of his tales
was about his Uncle Ben who was walking home from a late beer drinking
session.
The dimly lit street was deserted. The moon was
full. All that was audible was the pitter patter of Uncle Ben's
rubber slippers. Ben was lost in his drunkenness until he heard the extra
footsteps. Ben looked back and at a distance was a frail dark figure trailing
him. The stranger was all in black and wore a long black scarf that covered
her face. Uncomfortable, he hurried his pace to increase the distance
between them. But the faster he walked, the faster the stranger walked.
In fact, the stranger was getting closer and closer. Soon one of her hands
started to reach out to touch him. That's when he freaked out and started
to run. Footsteps behind got closer and closer. Woosh! Woosh! went
the hand that strained to grab him. And then the footsteps were no
more!
"I did it!" he thought, "I outran that crazy woman!"
He turned to check. He screamed! No wonder there were no
more footsteps because
she was airborne! And she was right there grabbing
his throat!!
That's
when all of us screamed! Rod claimed this really happened. Have a safe
Halloween people!
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Wisdom
from Don of Kelowna, B.C. 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Thanks
to this week's winners:
Don of Kelowna; Joji of Antipolo; Charlie of New Jersey; Naomi
of N Hollywood; and Mike of New York.
"Stare at the
dark too long and you will eventually see what isn't there." --- Cameron Jace
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What
is a Day Without Sunshine? Contributed by Joji of Antipolo, Philippines

A day without sunshine
is like, well, night.
Do
Not Wake Up Occupant! Contributed by Naomi of North Hollywood, CA (original joke adjusted to fit Halloween)
DO NOT WAKE UP OCCUPANT!
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... there are
at least 7 animals that eat their young.
Occupant may be one
of them!
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Videos of the week:
Sound Engineers are Important Contributor:
Charlie
of New Jersey
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Do you know what sound engineers do? Probably not.
Here's an excellent video that shows why they are so important.
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Girl
with Baffling "Third Eye" Contributor:
Mike
of New York
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This is one of the most mysterious, unexplainable
videos I've seen. If the footage is real, my first reaction is that
this must be demonic in origin. I'm not saying that the girl is
demonic but that she may be "playing" with something she
doesn't fully understand. What do you think?
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US Civil War: Then and Now Contributor:
Mike
of New York
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History buffs, this is a treat. This website shows
the present conditions of Civil War locations. It's the cycle of
life where once there was a cemetery of pain and suffering,
there is now a garden of beauty.
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Blue
Moon Rising Contributor:
Charlie
of New Jersey
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Probably the most beautiful moonrise time-lapse you'll
ever see. Happy Holidays my friends.
I will be doing caricatures at the Lady of Guadalupe in La Habra,
CA on Saturday from 4 to 9 pm.
TGIF people!
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