Halloween

Why Sentence Structure and Punctuation Are Important

Did I read that sign correctly?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Denture Referral

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures in the morning.

Senior Halloween

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you...

Rabbi Confession

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

A Day Without Sunshine

A day without sunshine is like...

Senior Halloween

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when :
10. You get winded from knocking on the door...

The Jewish Dog

Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."

Headline from the Grocery Store

Latest News: 49 mins ago:
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

The Airhead and the Crocodile Shoes

An airhead was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices...

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