Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/30/2017 - 10:05
NOW THAT I'M OLDER, HERE'S WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED:
1. I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 12/25/2017 - 17:03
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/16/2017 - 04:43
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Dominic Savino?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/02/2017 - 15:31
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/05/2017 - 05:54
I believe Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever. He liked to tell about his visit to his doctor for a check-up because he wasn't feeling well.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/22/2017 - 11:48
An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly Scottish policeman. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a LAWYER from the big city and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/15/2017 - 05:33
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/10/2017 - 02:50
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two HEARTS and a DIAMOND."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/20/2017 - 14:54
Steven Spielberg contacted Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger and asked if they would appear in a huge film he was planning about famous composers.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/22/2017 - 07:45
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/01/2017 - 15:25
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/25/2017 - 01:36
A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/23/2016 - 11:25
Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/17/2016 - 07:29
It is the Christmas season and to celebrate the ocassion, Father Bob, Father Francis and Father Pedro join a spiritual retreat. They have such a deep soul searching experience that on the last day, they find themselves in the after glow lying on top of a hill and staring at the stars above.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/26/2016 - 13:37
A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
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