animals

Yellow, Pink and Green

Mujibar was trying to get a job.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar! You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills."

Noah Part 2

In the year 2017, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said:

Why God Made Moms

The following answers were given by second graders. Moms, this one's for you!

Gorilla Suit

There was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

You Will Walk Today

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

Earrings for Men

A man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

Height Problem

Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

A Jesuit and a Franciscan Go to Heaven

Two priests, one Jesuit and one Franciscan, were killed in a terrible car crash arrived at the "Pearly Gates" and St Peter greeted them."

The Wedding Crasher

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

Gems from Hollywood Squares

These great spontaneous answers from the Hollywood Squares game show.
Q. Do female frogs croak?

Farm Riddles

Wrestling

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal.

To Do List

Bird Flu vs. Swine Flu

Circus Duck

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

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