Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 02/05/2018 - 02:56
It's not how you win or lose...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/04/2017 - 02:17
The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/21/2017 - 16:18
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/10/2016 - 06:53
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/02/2016 - 10:18
Texting for the over 40's and 50's. The kids have all their SMC codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/12/2016 - 13:39
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/15/2016 - 13:55
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his English wasn't perfect they got along very well.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 16:25
These great spontaneous answers from the Hollywood Squares game show.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/23/2016 - 03:25
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 06/13/2016 - 00:50
A farmer named Heather had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Heather.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/21/2016 - 06:16
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 08:21
A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/24/2016 - 04:16
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:24
A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/13/2015 - 10:12
Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?
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