Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/04/2017 - 14:29
The original joke was removed.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/23/2017 - 16:54
"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/05/2017 - 05:54
I believe Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever. He liked to tell about his visit to his doctor for a check-up because he wasn't feeling well.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/19/2016 - 15:40
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 13:37
Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/25/2015 - 02:10
A man was riding his sportscar past a friend's chicken farm and he ran over one of the chickens and killed it.
When he got off the car, and looked at the chicken he recognized that this was his friend's prized chickens.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/06/2015 - 02:00
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/16/2015 - 03:33
The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/11/2015 - 02:36
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50; if not cured get back $100."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 13:49
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/19/2014 - 05:39
God made,
Adam bit,
Noah arked,
Abraham split...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:58
The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.