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You Are Unique

Always remember you're unique...

Unfaithful Wife

"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."

What's Your Name?

A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"

Silence Your Phones

In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:

Wine Bottle

A businesswoman was driving home from a convention in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road."

Game Show Night

My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to fool around?"

Donation

Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.

Rabbi Confession

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.

Annual Physical

After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

Lecture

Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

How Men Think

As she sat by him, he whispered, his eyes full of tears….
"You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.

Golf Death

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

Happy New Year!

I'm in Manila Philippines right now. Mixing family, friends and a little business.
Welcome to the War Zone! They celebrate New Year very differently here.

Merry Christmas!

Did you miss me last Friday? I'm sorry I could not send out my TGIF mail a week ago. I was still in Nigeria and there was no internet connection in the village I was in.

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