You Are Unique

Always remember you're unique...

If I Die First

My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things."

We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"

Unfaithful Wife

"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."

What's Your Name?

A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"

Silence Your Phones

In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:

Game Show Night

My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to fool around?"

Holy Golf

Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.


Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.

Doctor Bloom

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane

Rabbi Confession

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.

Annual Physical

After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"


Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Golf Death

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

Going to the Jim

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.


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