Disco King

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/03/2014 - 19:23
Husband takes the wife to a disco there's a guy on the dance floor living it large --- break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

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True Friendship

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/29/2013 - 07:05
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him, while his friend just watches and listens to her.

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Christmas Love Story

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/29/2013 - 04:35

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed. As the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.

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Bad Memory

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 12/18/2013 - 09:36

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Amazing Camera

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 12/18/2013 - 08:41
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast...

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True Salesman

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:05
Two airmen, Jones and Davis, were assigned to the induction center, where they advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. Airman Davis went right to it with an enthusiastic pitch.

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Window Replacement

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 16:43
Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Then this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still had not paid for them.

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The Western Wall

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 15:55
A female CNN journalist heard about a very elderly Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

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