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Now That I Am Older

NOW THAT I'M OLDER, HERE'S WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED:

1. I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.

Four Stages of Santa

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

Italian Altar Boy Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Dominic Savino?"
"Yes, Father, it is."

Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

Second Opinion

I believe Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever. He liked to tell about his visit to his doctor for a check-up because he wasn't feeling well.

Lawyer vs Cop

An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly Scottish policeman. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a LAWYER from the big city and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop.

Vengeance

Sixty Going on Seventy

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two HEARTS and a DIAMOND."

Famous Composer Movie

Steven Spielberg contacted Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger and asked if they would appear in a huge film he was planning about famous composers.

Children in Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."

Holy Golf

Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.

Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad

A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

Height Problem

Lady to her dietician: No need to worry about my overeating during the holidays. What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Confessing Priests

It is the Christmas season and to celebrate the ocassion, Father Bob, Father Francis and Father Pedro join a spiritual retreat. They have such a deep soul searching experience that on the last day, they find themselves in the after glow lying on top of a hill and staring at the stars above.

Thankful

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

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