parents

Four Stages of Santa

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

Jewish Moms

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER :
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"

A Pinch of Gunpowder

A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning

Rank Respect

Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy
Officer: That's no way to address an officer!

Thanksgiving Special

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

Someone Cares

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