thanksgiving

Senior Texting

Texting for the over 40's and 50's. The kids have all their SMC codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature:

Thankful

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

New CEO

General Motors, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

Letter from Mom

Dear Son
Your Pa has a good job now, the first one in 48 years. We are a great deal better off than we were.

Pig Story

A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

Irish Text

Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."

Thanksgiving Special

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

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