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church

Silence Your Phones

In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:

Children in Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."

Tour de France

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV."

A Pinch of Gunpowder

A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning

Good Friday

When God solves your problems, you have FAITH in HIS abilities;
when God doesn't solve your problems He has faith in YOUR abilities.


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