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Pig Story

A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

Computer Dependency

Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?

A Pinch of Gunpowder

A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning

Water in the Carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

Irish Text

Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."

Avocado Errand

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."

More Jewish Humor

A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

Spoiling the Scotsman's Wife

My good lady and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
"Did you smell that food?" she said, "it smelt incredible!"

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