Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Tue, 01/17/2017 - 10:05
Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 14:50
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/06/2016 - 03:04
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:51
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when :
10. You get winded from knocking on the door...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/28/2015 - 16:14
Two little boys are in the hospital prior to having their operations.
One boy leans over and asks. "What are you having done?"
The second boy says. "I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm afraid."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:00
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/14/2015 - 04:00
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/21/2015 - 12:58
Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:38
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/10/2014 - 15:25
A male airhead is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...".
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/06/2014 - 04:27
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan!
He is making land mines that look like prayer mats!
It’s doing well!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:18
Bubba got a football scholarship at Dimwit College. He was a good running back but a poor student.
At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/04/2014 - 11:21
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach," replied the little boy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/17/2014 - 13:00
A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6.
He seemed irritated when I answered: "kindergarten."