technology

You Are Unique

Always remember you're unique...

Subjective Age

"People my age are so much older than me."

Airhead Detectives

A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

Atheist in the Woods

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.

Vulner-Ability

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.

Computer Dependency

Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?

Pitiful Husbands

Tonsilectomy vs. Circumcision

Two little boys are in the hospital prior to having their operations.
One boy leans over and asks. "What are you having done?"
The second boy says. "I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm afraid."

Engineer vs. Doctor

An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50; if not cured get back $100."

Stress Relief

Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile."

Home Security

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

Stuff You Didn't Know

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green....

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