Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/14/2018 - 11:21
My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things."
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 05/28/2017 - 16:42
Denny’s has a slogan: “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/25/2017 - 01:36
A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/11/2017 - 03:37
A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/02/2016 - 10:18
Texting for the over 40's and 50's. The kids have all their SMC codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/12/2016 - 13:39
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 16:25
These great spontaneous answers from the Hollywood Squares game show.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/18/2016 - 03:53
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan, age 10)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/30/2016 - 03:25
If you think America's 2016 Election is so scary, crazy and funny, you're not alone. Here's a collection of political quotations that are sadly true
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/16/2016 - 06:28
General Motors, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/23/2016 - 11:48
After the ninety-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said "You are in fine shape for you age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 14:39
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/19/2015 - 01:39
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/22/2015 - 07:05
I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.
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