Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/18/2017 - 05:52
Some people can't handle the truth.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/19/2016 - 15:40
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/26/2015 - 06:51
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/11/2015 - 02:36
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50; if not cured get back $100."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/27/2015 - 18:23
A Rabbi, a Hindu Priest and an attorney were traveling together. Unfortunately, in the middle of the night, their car broke down and they were stuck.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:46
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me insane, Tyrone!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/23/2014 - 06:35
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:50
My good lady and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
"Did you smell that food?" she said, "it smelt incredible!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/01/2014 - 03:09
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.