Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 02/11/2018 - 03:51
Always remember you're unique...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/30/2017 - 10:05
NOW THAT I'M OLDER, HERE'S WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED:
1. I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING, AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/28/2017 - 08:45
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures in the morning.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 15:47
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 08/21/2017 - 01:59
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/08/2017 - 12:08
In the year 2017, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/17/2017 - 11:17
In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/10/2017 - 02:50
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two HEARTS and a DIAMOND."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/21/2017 - 16:18
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/07/2017 - 04:00
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/02/2016 - 10:18
Texting for the over 40's and 50's. The kids have all their SMC codes like WTF, LOL and PMSL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 10/09/2016 - 08:31
This is so true.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/03/2016 - 10:49
"People my age are so much older than me."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/21/2016 - 06:16
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
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