Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 01/31/2018 - 14:38
I know it's late notice but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U.S. Bank Stadium on Saturday, February 4th.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/16/2017 - 04:43
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Dominic Savino?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 07/30/2017 - 15:27
A burglar breaks into a couple's bedroom. The startled husband and wife wake up and the burglar says: "Too bad! Now that you have seen my face, I have to kill you!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/24/2017 - 15:27
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/02/2017 - 16:08
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/12/2017 - 16:32
The following answers were given by second graders. Moms, this one's for you!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/22/2017 - 07:45
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/15/2016 - 13:55
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his English wasn't perfect they got along very well.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/24/2016 - 04:17
How did the farmer find his wife?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/18/2016 - 03:53
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Alan, age 10)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/06/2016 - 03:36
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/09/2016 - 09:46
Long ago there lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my red shirt!''
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/27/2016 - 12:29
1. Buy four pigs
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 08:21
A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 01/11/2016 - 03:03
I'm still in the Philippines. If you've never been to the Philippines, here are a few bullet descriptions:
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