Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 02/11/2018 - 03:51
Always remember you're unique...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 01/14/2018 - 11:21
My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things."
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her, "What will you do if I die before you?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/23/2017 - 16:54
"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 09/10/2017 - 07:32
One day a gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in San Antonio. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/17/2017 - 11:17
In our local church, before the 9:00 am mass, the moderator spoke through the microphone:
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/10/2017 - 02:50
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are two HEARTS and a DIAMOND."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/12/2017 - 16:32
The following answers were given by second graders. Moms, this one's for you!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/11/2017 - 05:25
Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/11/2017 - 03:37
A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/27/2017 - 04:31
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/21/2017 - 16:18
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration seminar. The Bishop came. He laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/31/2016 - 12:56
A man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative
fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/10/2016 - 06:53
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/12/2016 - 13:39
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/22/2016 - 02:27
A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
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