doctor

Unfaithful Wife

"A man goes to a shrink and says,"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men."

Second Opinion

I believe Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest guys ever. He liked to tell about his visit to his doctor for a check-up because he wasn't feeling well.

Doctor Bloom

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane

Stand Up

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

Bubba Applies for a Job

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.

Chicken Roadkill

A man was riding his sportscar past a friend's chicken farm and he ran over one of the chickens and killed it.
When he got off the car, and looked at the chicken he recognized that this was his friend's prized chickens.

The Jewish Dog

Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."

CEO

The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.

Engineer vs. Doctor

An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50; if not cured get back $100."

Divorce Letter

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.

The Bible In 50 Words

Jewish Collection

The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

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