Contractor Goes to Hell

There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake.

Lawyer vs Cop

An egotistic lawyer runs a Stop sign and gets pulled over by an elderly Scottish policeman. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a LAWYER from the big city and is better educated, better bred and well just BETTER than any elderly cop.

Changes in Life

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life..."

Grandma Witness

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

I Am Fine

A farmer named Heather had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Heather.

The Farmer and the Lawyer

A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Western Idaho. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.

Engineer in Hell

One day, an engineer died and went to heaven. But St. Peter said, "I can't let you in because your name is not on the list."
So the engineer went down to Hell and was let in.

Sleepover at the Farm

A Rabbi, a Hindu Priest and an attorney were traveling together. Unfortunately, in the middle of the night, their car broke down and they were stuck.

Winter Boots

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

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